Mitt And Duke...............scribbles and bits #89

 

 

     Mitt was giving Duke an ear full. “You figure life’s just a happy grope and shake, and if things go bad, you’ll just palm it off on the next grip that comes along. Well, it’s not!” he declared, pointing a finger. “Sure, life can be as fun as a slippery handrail going down, but it’s a stubborn bitch pulling back up again!”

     Duke just clinched up and gave Mitt the finger. Mitt continued, “You just don’t grasp the consequences, do you Duke?” Mitt could be a drama ham sometimes, but he only wanted what was best for his mate. “So....you going to give up all this lazy groping and copping free feels and finally get out and get a real hand job??

     Duke went limp wrist for moment. The last thing he wanted to do was flex up and get a job. He was sure he suffered from Carpal tunnel syndrome, but that didn’t hack it with Mitt, the old raw knuckle brawler himself. Fact was, Duke did work for a while at the Fist and Tickle Bar, but he ended up getting the clap off some Norwegian phalanges he pawed one night. All part of his wayward life. What he really wanted to do was play pocket ball with the big guys, but he tended to be all thumbs, when it came to anything digitally demanding.

     Mitt was losing his hold on the situation, and he knew it. Everyone had always commented about what a great pair they were, but very few knew that Duke had turned into a lazy nose picker and habitual wanker. He had failed at learning the piano, wrote like he had an habitual sprain and tended to go to sleep at the worst times. Fact was, Duke was never going to change. He was what he was....just a sad hand-me-down appendage with all his applause years behind him. Besides, Mitt had more to contend with now, such as arthritis and nail fungus, and, fortunately, Duke was what he was....the ass wiper of the pair.

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Comments (21)

  1. noreia

    Lol, fabulous! You’re always making me tear up, or choke on my coffee. Very hazardous to my health.

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      And of course it’s always my pleasure to do so.

      April 23, 2014
      1. noreia

        April 24, 2014
  2. tiggers

    Awesoome scribbles my friend

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thanks Tig….on my way to check out yours.

      April 23, 2014
  3. pastormike

    ROTFLMAO! a couple jerkoffs indeed… Hilarious!

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Oh crap!! I could have used that!!

      April 23, 2014
  4. cabinfever

    I have to ‘hand’ it to you…you always have a good ‘grip’ on the Challenge.

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Had to ’squeeze it out of me.

      April 23, 2014
  5. vis4

    you really put your finger on that challenge

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      My prints all over it.

      April 23, 2014
  6. SEC

    You truly have a unique imagination Charlie!

    April 23, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Scary….huh?

      April 23, 2014
      1. SEC

        At times truly frightening

        April 23, 2014
  7. reveriejones

    This one should have come with a warning, do not drink while reading. Thanks for the laughs.

    April 24, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      My sincere pleasure…..thanks.

      April 24, 2014
  8. Neighsayer

    fun, Charles, thanks.

    April 24, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Anytime, and thanks as always.

      April 24, 2014
  9. miss-ranty-pants

    Loled, and the comments are almost as good

    April 24, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      All hand me down comments.

      April 24, 2014
      1. miss-ranty-pants

        I still have trouble looking at that picture, the jokes make it easier to handle.

        April 25, 2014