It's all a bad dream......!!

Lumpumpers

 

     Some days, I truly believe that this ‘real world’ is actually a very, very bad dream I’m having, and at any moment my pod-mate is going to awaken me on Uranus. She will get me up so I can go out and excrete our lumpumpers of their mammary sap, and then I’ll tend to our crops of naggs and flat poggles. After cultivating the fields for most of a cycle, I’ll return to our pod and have a pleasant dinner of snoot entrails and spiced puttas. Then, we’ll relax and watch an episode of “The Pod-Mates of Neptune.” Much later, we’ll retire for the cycle in our fur nest, rub tentacles until excretion, then, I’ll flop over and drift off to sleep, most likely dreaming of some hostile and ludicrous place called Earth.  

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Comments (34)

  1. SEC

    Yeah at times it can be a bit bizarre!

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Nanu nanu.

      August 15, 2014
      1. SEC

        If only!

        August 15, 2014
  2. cjb321

    Fantastically bizarre. Worthy of your talent. big smile

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thanks pod-friend.

      August 15, 2014
  3. Bettymom

    What do you do with your podlings? Do they get their own pod or do they stay with you and your podmate? I’m just curious about your customs. A fur lined pod sounds wonderful about now.

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Podlings are nested until they develop their guggies, then they are sent to a podling hive until they mature and then join the populace.

      August 15, 2014
      1. Bettymom

        Awww – I guess they don’t spend much time in the nest with Mom & Pop, then.

        August 16, 2014
  4. sweetpaws

    I have been wondering the same thing. It truly would not surprise me that what I have been dreaming was my version of little house on the prairie. Although I want to be a Jetson when I wake up

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I really think that all of this is still a bad mushroom high from the 70’s.

      August 15, 2014
  5. tiggers

    hmmm now you have me thinking Uncle Charlie

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Yep…..weird shit like this will.

      August 15, 2014
  6. WalkinOnSunshine

    I wanna live with them.

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Don’t allow illegals.

      August 15, 2014
      1. WalkinOnSunshine

        Tsk tsk. What is this world coming to?

        August 15, 2014
  7. Neighsayer

    Oh, Snarf. Jarz, you’d better up the dosage on Pod 32,433,217.040. He’s starting to wake up.

    August 15, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Dosage….one of my favorite words.

      August 16, 2014
      1. Neighsayer

        August 16, 2014
  8. scarletts_letters

    Very cute, switch a few things ‘round and it’s just like earth

    August 16, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Yep….

      August 16, 2014
  9. timholzbaur

    Only you Charlie. Love it.

    August 16, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      It just comes over me sometimes…..after a few beers.

      August 16, 2014
  10. TinkerHale

    Okay…Now how many beers did you have or maybe one too many cookies??

    August 16, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I have my creative needs!!!

      August 16, 2014
      1. TinkerHale

        I see that…LMAO

        August 16, 2014
  11. Firewater

    I’ve often had the same thought. I think it means we’re both nuts!

    August 16, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      …….or, we’re from the same pod……hummmmmm.

      August 16, 2014
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    August 21, 2014