EXHIBITIONIST-R-US......................SCRIBBLES 105

x-rated, excellence, extreme, extraordinary, expansive, x marks the spot, axehandle, accentuate, uxorious, oxtails, x-ray, excruciating, dexterous, clear the decks.

 

 



X-RATED MOVIES....the sign read. “Most excellence,” commented Looper as he and Chopper got off their boards and entered the adult store and theater.

     “Can I help you dudes,” inquired the guy behind the counter, who was covered in extreme and bizarre biker tats.

     “We’re looking to rent some pootie tang movies, with the most extraordinary hotties ya got!”

     “Yeah,” added Chopper, “and make sure they got some bodacious booty hams.”

     “Well, we got one of the most expansive selections in town,” boosted the biker clerk. “We just got in several of the biggest hits around, like ‘Treasure Booty-X Marks The Spot’ and we also got 'Timber Jack shows Alice his axehandle.’  Of course we got a lot old titles that accentuates whatever toots ya flute. We got submissive movies about uxorious sissy husbands, movies for the butt connoisseurs featuring skinny tails, fat tails, sweet mama tails and even some bestiality with oxtails. We even got copies of the TSA x-ray tapes from one of their security screening stations. If you’re more into bondage and whips, we got em all, from tantalizing to excruciating. If you’re more into the dexterous movies, we have threesomes, foursomes, tensomes and even an AARP orgy marathon.”

     Chopper and Looper looked at each other and smiled. “What’s the most awesome skin flix ya got?” asked Looper.

     “The best....all time coochie flix, is ‘Debbie Takes on The Sixth Fleet and Clears the Decks.’ It’s an explicit expose into the exotic and exhausting exhibition of an exquisite expert in the world of excessive and exotic existential humping.”

     “Oh yeah,” whispered Chopper in a raspy voice, “Ya got it in 3-D?”


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Comments (29)

  1. Neighsayer

    “Quadruple D,” Said the clerk. “You boys got some ID? I gotta make sure you’re not on the non-offenders list.”

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I’ve been known to offend on occasion.

      August 14, 2014
  2. Bettymom

    You got class, UC.

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I tend to be a bad boy sometimes.

      August 14, 2014
      1. Bettymom

        Nah, not you, UC. Well, after I’ve thought about it, YES, you, UC!

        August 14, 2014
  3. cjb321

    This is wild!!! Hahahahaaa

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thank you dearest friend.

      August 14, 2014
  4. TinkerHale

    An AARP orgy marathon? Now that’s a vivid image! I’m scarred for life and I’ll have nightmares for weeks! Where DO you come up with this stuff? It’s one thing to hear about this but when I read it then it becomes real! Your writing talent knows no bounds…a truly exorbitant expression! Well done!

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Most AARP orgy’s only last about three minutes. Sad, ain’t it?

      August 14, 2014
      1. Neighsayer

        and a marathon is maybe, 15 minutes. At least mine are . . .

        August 14, 2014
      2. TinkerHale

        LMAO…Only 3 minutes?

        August 14, 2014
  5. funfreak

    That Debbie is rather epic in the porn industry, isn’t she? I believe she did Dallas…..and now the Sixth Fleet!?! Well, who am I to judge? She’s probably producing those AARP orgies now.

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      The USS Dallas.

      August 14, 2014
  6. sweetpaws

    Ok I spit my coffee out this is hilarious .well done! Mine spoke against this sort of thing by the way

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I sneaking over there now….

      August 14, 2014
      1. sweetpaws

        why sneak take the wife with you there should be something for everyone

        August 14, 2014
  7. WalkinOnSunshine

    Superb write!

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thank you old friend.

      August 14, 2014
      1. WalkinOnSunshine

        Old…..old?!?! Them’s fightin’ words

        August 14, 2014
        1. uncle_charlie

          Like delicate wine.

          August 14, 2014
          1. WalkinOnSunshine

            Ahhhhh, all is good in my world again.

            August 14, 2014
  8. pastormike

    how did i miss that one? have to check and see if Elmo’s has it. (that really is the name of the closest adult emporium). helluva job… definitely a YASBIGAYG!

    August 14, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I didn’t understand half of what I was writing about….

      August 14, 2014
      1. pastormike

        yeah, right. what did you spend your AARP check on?

        August 14, 2014
        1. uncle_charlie

          Bingo

          August 15, 2014
          1. pastormike

            jeez.. you got no casino close?

            August 15, 2014
            1. uncle_charlie

              The Seminole Mafia runs it.

              August 15, 2014
          2. pastormike

            go Keno at least.. as the Indians on Manhattan Island said “take the beads.. we’ll build a casino and get it all back.”

            August 15, 2014
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    August 21, 2014