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X-RATED MOVIES....the sign read. “Most excellence,” commented Looper as he and Chopper got off their boards and entered the adult store and theater.
“Can I help you dudes,” inquired the guy behind the counter, who was covered in extreme and bizarre biker tats.
“We’re looking to rent some pootie tang movies, with the most extraordinary hotties ya got!”
“Yeah,” added Chopper, “and make sure they got some bodacious booty hams.”
“Well, we got one of the most expansive selections in town,” boosted the biker clerk. “We just got in several of the biggest hits around, like ‘Treasure Booty-X Marks The Spot’ and we also got 'Timber Jack shows Alice his axehandle.’ Of course we got a lot old titles that accentuates whatever toots ya flute. We got submissive movies about uxorious sissy husbands, movies for the butt connoisseurs featuring skinny tails, fat tails, sweet mama tails and even some bestiality with oxtails. We even got copies of the TSA x-ray tapes from one of their security screening stations. If you’re more into bondage and whips, we got em all, from tantalizing to excruciating. If you’re more into the dexterous movies, we have threesomes, foursomes, tensomes and even an AARP orgy marathon.”
Chopper and Looper looked at each other and smiled. “What’s the most awesome skin flix ya got?” asked Looper.
“The best....all time coochie flix, is ‘Debbie Takes on The Sixth Fleet and Clears the Decks.’ It’s an explicit expose into the exotic and exhausting exhibition of an exquisite expert in the world of excessive and exotic existential humping.”
“Oh yeah,” whispered Chopper in a raspy voice, “Ya got it in 3-D?”