Chips and Bureaucratic Dips.....................Scribbles and Bits #88

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      As many of you know, after a long and scintillating career with NASA, as a well trained astronaut, my relentless warnings to a hard headed and soporific agency concerning the possibility of extraterrestrial brain-chip implants in various slobbering members of Congress, summarily resulted in my dismissal from the program and because of my solo endeavors, I was discarded like an old Christmas salami, but at least with the gratification that the proverbial, ‘mind control’, cat was out of the bag and I could now only imagine the scenario of covert investigations into the mysterious tweets and interplanetary emailings of our country‘s current leadership. I was quickly transferred to Washington, thanks to my old SEAL team partner, Congressman Schneider an old tax sandbagger from Sheboygan, Wisconsin, who was able to procure me a position as a studious staffer, writing extremely long sentences for IRS instructions, and short ones for immigration forms. It was here that I often met with my fellow staffers, after work, for a filet burger and a scotch and soda,  paid for by some scandalous lobbyist with a spaghetti mentality and a Lobster Thermidor expense account, that he used to splatter his influence around the capital in order to grease up the controlling sphincters of those who allocated subsidies and corporate grants. Those with the brain chips were not a problem.

                                                                                                Charlie

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Comments (24)

  1. vis4

    seriously saucy shiny syntax

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      ….some sweet statement…..

      April 17, 2014
  2. pastormike

    superbly sarcastic Scribble..

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      The truth can be dirty.

      April 17, 2014
      1. pastormike

        in Congress can’t be anything but.

        April 17, 2014
  3. cjb321

    Simply sensational scenario

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Shucks…..

      April 17, 2014
  4. SEC

    Oh the tribulation of the lone watchman!

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      The Lone Ranger’s brother?

      April 17, 2014
      1. SEC

        something like that

        April 17, 2014
  5. funfreak

    The ending was magnificent!

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Working on a movie deal now.

      April 17, 2014
  6. MindLint

    This was good. I need to get my butt in gear and try one of these again.

    April 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Keeps the brain cells stirring….I think.

      April 17, 2014
      1. MindLint

        Don’t think too hard….

        April 17, 2014
  7. cabinfever

    You’re always good for a big smile. Nice job Unc.

    April 18, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thank you bro.

      April 18, 2014
  8. JayDee

    Guffaw guffaw … chuckle chuckle … good one Charlie.

    April 18, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thanks JayDee.

      April 18, 2014