Are You Listening Dude???.............................S&B 113

 

 

"What? It was just a fender bender, for Pete’s sakes!"

"The moment is nigh and the journey long...."

"Bam! This broad hits her brakes and I end up parked in her friggin trunk!"

"And I shall gather to me, those depleted of lives, now spoiled...."

"Smack! My head hit’s the steering wheel and then the air bag smacks me in the face like a pole dancers butt!"

"My journey is forever endless, as the eternity of the void I sovereign...."

"What’s with the ninja blade dude, or do you do yard work too?"

"And I shall reap the husk of soulless men as sheaves wasted in the field...."

"Can I talk to your supervisor?"

"For the Omnipotent has ordained this moment of harvest...."

"Look, I’ve got a dental appointment tomorrow that took over a month to get with Obama Care, and this toothache is killing me! Can we just reschedule the croaking?"

"Know that thy demise is replete, and shall forever be undone...."

"Holy shit....and I’ve already ordered my Super Bowl tickets!"

"....Good seats??...."

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Comments (19)

  1. pastormike

    great costume the guy has. wonder where he rented it..

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      He got it cheap during the ‘Plague’ in 914 A.D.

      October 17, 2014
  2. sweetpaws

    Love this a take on the season and especially the line felt like a pole dancers butt.. priceless

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      I draw on life experiences.

      October 17, 2014
  3. SEC

    who knew the Reaper was a sports fan

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      He first showed up in 2002 for the ‘sudden death’ overtime between the Raiders and Vikings.

      October 17, 2014
      1. SEC

        LoL yup

        October 17, 2014
  4. zilla007

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Uncle Charlie, welcome homehug:

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thank you so much.

      October 17, 2014
  5. tiggers

    Always love your scribbles great pic to go with .. Hope you are doing well Uncle Charlie

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Thanks love.

      October 17, 2014
      1. tiggers

        You are very welcome

        October 17, 2014
  6. greunie

    Under that ominous cloak is a radiant woman who hates her job… but loves the song everyone plays when anyone thinks of her. Great write.

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      Dark vanity….

      October 17, 2014
  7. Bettymom

    I also love the costume – and the idea of death attending the Superbowl. Do you suppose he’ll go when he’s off duty, or does he have to work 24-7-365?

    October 17, 2014
    1. uncle_charlie

      It’s okay….he belongs to DOA Union #23. They got perks.

      October 18, 2014
  8. just-being-myself

    great stuff

    October 19, 2014