"What? It was just a fender bender, for Pete’s sakes!"
"The moment is nigh and the journey long...."
"Bam! This broad hits her brakes and I end up parked in her friggin trunk!"
"And I shall gather to me, those depleted of lives, now spoiled...."
"Smack! My head hit’s the steering wheel and then the air bag smacks me in the face like a pole dancers butt!"
"My journey is forever endless, as the eternity of the void I sovereign...."
"What’s with the ninja blade dude, or do you do yard work too?"
"And I shall reap the husk of soulless men as sheaves wasted in the field...."
"Can I talk to your supervisor?"
"For the Omnipotent has ordained this moment of harvest...."
"Look, I’ve got a dental appointment tomorrow that took over a month to get with Obama Care, and this toothache is killing me! Can we just reschedule the croaking?"
"Know that thy demise is replete, and shall forever be undone...."
"Holy shit....and I’ve already ordered my Super Bowl tickets!"