Jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Sweetie Pie??                                                 “Go ahead numb nuts and jump off the boat!” “I’m not going to jump sweetie pie! There might be...

The Final Laugh

         I wanted to write something funny to go with this photo......but I had a flashback of a clown I used to go see at the circus call "Mister Snooks."  He was killed by a zebra in heat late one night after the last...

Think this time!!!!!!!!!!!

      I'm Just Saying..........................             It has always been my opinion, that those who overrate their own abilities to others…..most times serve only to irreversibly harm those who trusted...

The Party's Over

                     DONE FOR THE YEAR                                        Last year’s calendar is now put to rest and now we launch the events for 2012. With politics being the main agenda in this newbie year; trick or treat, April...

My Top Ten New Years Resolutions

      My Top Ten New Years Resolutions for 2012        1.…No more drinking before sex. 2.…Get used to not having sex. 3.…Lose 50 pounds starting next November. 4.…No more references to...

Do You Smell??

          Do You Smell??                                      Sometimes we identify places, people and memories by scents; Places:....the rich musk and earthy smell of the Smoky Mountains....the overwhelming...

Happy New Year!!

  ~2012~                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ...

Hugs..................what are they?

  Hug……vb; embrace affectionately: to put ones arms around somebody's body and hold the person tight to show affection or pleasure. keep close to something: to remain in close linear proximity to something.        ...

Christmas Shopping with Wifey....GAWD!!

              Shopping with Wifey         Wifey took me shopping with her yesterday. I was doing pretty good from my surgery back in November and my doctor, Abo Monorumbo-whatever-the-hell, said it would be good for me...

Why I Blog......

                     This Is My Why I Blog, Blog.          Been reading a few blogs lately about why people blog. Seems everybody has their own reasons and at the same time share many of those same reasons....

Uncle Charlie's Snickerdoodles!!

            Das Snickerdoodles         Makes about 48 of the suckers; 1 cup butter or shortening 1-1/2 cups granulated sugar 2 large eggs 2-3/4 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons cream...

Bloggerville....a real traffic jam!

                         Blogger Jam                   This blog site is typical of an intersection in any busy community. Assholes blowing their horns to get attention….truckers hauling their trash….soapbox...

My Xmas Wish List.....

               TOP FIVE WISHES   Last night, while in an eggnog stupor, I consolidated all my holiday anticipations and wishes into a summary list of the top five. Now for your consideration; 1. A large wooden rack to...

In The Doghouse again.....

                   A Man's Doghouse Is His Castle               The other day I was telling Wifey a joke. She did not find it funny on the first telling, so I told it again with some modification. She failed...

The Death of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer....

                   RUDOLPH.....R.I.P.           Cabin Fever was busy packing extra socks and NoDoz pills when there was a knock at his door. “Enter!” In scurried his ‘Elf foreman,’ Stevlinhaz. “Santa! It...

My Beard Is An Aphrodisiac

                   "I'm Bad To The Beard"                        I was talking to Cabin Fever the other day over a couple of chilled cans of banana flavored Ensure. He asked if I had as many problems as...

How I'm Spending Christmas Eve........

                                                                                                                                                                                                   ell, it’s time to...

Airports....human petting zoos!

          HAVE YOU HAD A BEER BREAK TODAY?           I was forced to go to the big ass airport in Tampa a few months ago. I had to pick up my younger brother who was down from Georgia. I don’t like airports, don’t...

Politicians Dance To A different Tune

                     Political Swingers                         I’ve seen a lot of politics over my many decades. Hell, I remember Truman!!….a little. Anyway, the political culture of our country has become more...

Burning Love

                                           No matter the age…..no matter if life has blessed you with wealth and health or ills and burdens….your heart is forever young and nothing fires it up more...

Times Running Out

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LIST!!!!....What would you say???

    WHAT WOULD YOU SAY…….?                                1.…An alien craft from the cosmos has landed in your front yard. All the neighbors gather and prompt you to say the first words to the galactic ambassador….. 2.…Your...

Bootlady's Rap......

                 Bootlady.....yo mama         Yo...yo...Listen ta my rap, it ain‘t no smack, Talkin bout Bootlady, dat’s a fact a Jack...   She ain’t no ho...no hoochie mama either, No...