Lexicology

                  Lexicology for lexiphiles; (lovers of words)            When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A. A will is a . . . dead giveaway....

Your loving son-in-law

                                              Goodbye Nan                       May, 12, 1923      Oct, 30, 2011             ...

Football works!

The Packers plan works!   A Football Question: Last year... After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards. During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia...

What happened?...dysfunctionality, that's what!

    “I awoke one morn to the upheaval of dung striking the fan of life”…. The book of Charlieosity     Dysfunctional Barbie          We wake in the morning and give prayerful thanks for another day...

"It's a man's world".......but!

                  A MAN'S WORLD                                       There are some true realities and only a few absolutes in this world. One of them is that this is a “man’s world!” No debates, rationalizations, second opinions or...

It's called WISDOM!!!!!!!

                           THINKOLOGY         There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot...

Blind Date.....scribbles

    TO:  Steve@intellect-R-us.com FROM:  Snookie@twilight-twit.com SUBJECT:  Blind Date   Hi Stevie, FYI, I have pneumonia and a head cold and guess I’m SOL for making our first date. I did...

Sex With The Planet Gertie

      SEX WITH THE PLANET GERTIE           In a hayloft, fer, fer away, Stretched ole Gertie, wantin me ta play. Well, Gertie was a big ole woman and that was that, A hundred...

Life is but a nibble.....OUCH!!

            LIFE IS BUT A NIBBLE                 I slipped in the bathtub last night and hit my head on that spout looking thing. As I lay there choking on bubble bath foam, I started to think about life being a...

Pack ya bags!

                     LOAD EM UP!            As a rule, I don’t worry much unless my yellow medication is used up or the Early Times bottle only has one slosh left in it. I take one day at a time and enjoy our...

Who are they kidding??

  I'LL BELIEVE CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE WHEN TEXAS EXECUTES ONE !         The talk in politics is the economy. The solution offered by the politicians is to “create jobs.” What needs to be pointed out to...

Wisdom don't come easy.....nope!

        WISDOM..........sort of          Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, where the shit's the roof?? The only reason people get lost in thought is because...

Paradoxitis

                      PARADOXITIS                I was looking in my Bible the other day for paradoxes and when I opened it up I noticed on the first page this statement; All rights reserved. No part may...

The Closet.....................scribbles 136

  Scribbles LINK     THE CLOSET                                       When I was nine years old there were four totally autonomous worlds in my life. There was the scholastic endeavors of the fourth...

"PUGG"

      SNOOPSMAMA'S CHALLENGE                                    PUGG                                Pugg was a wonderful friend. Gentle, affectionate and very protective. Father had always warned...

Bring Our Daughters Home......

                              "                                                                                                                                                       ...

Forget something???

    FORGET SOMETHING?          Forget something? We all reach a point in our lives when our brain cells run out of warranty. We begin with minor issues like where did I put the car keys and advances on to...

Dad and the rat story.....

              DAD AND THE RAT                    First, the Prologue….. . When we moved into our house we found that the previous owners had left a few odds and ends down in the ‘half’ finished...

For the Ladies of 'thoughts'

  THE ROSE   One of the most beautiful and sensitive songs ever written       Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to...

New Listing.....Hellsacre, New Jersey

  Scribbles.....135 LINK                                             NEW LISTING  #443258                                                                                  666 Cooter Ave    Hellsacre, New...

The Big Four

              THE BIG FOUR                        We are one strange group of carbon based bipeds. Most of us are content to wobble around on this planet behaving ourselves and doing good Samaritan works....

I'm just a piece of meat!

                       EYE CANDY                      Many of you have wondered, I am sure, what it’s like to be a sex symbol at my age. Well, it’s damn stressful and at times a curse! Anytime I go out in public...