Scribbles #86....Loved to death

     Scribbles #86. Write something based on the following picture.            LOVED TO DEATH! “I told you it would happen, but noooo….you needed to set a new worlds record!” “Me? You flabby thighed bimbo! It was...

Thoughts....One Day At A Time

     ONE DAY AT A TIME         Here I am.....I’m sitting on my porch looking at the thoughts neighborhood….my neighborhood. The moving trucks have been coming and going for the past two or three weeks and I’m holding my breath to see...

LIFE IS A SMORGASBORD

   LIFE IS A SMORGASBORD          I started my life on the crawl like everybody else. An innocent babe taking each day one minute at a time.  On that journey I grew to appreciate the joy and wonders of 'food!'  Good food,...

INTELLIGENT LIFE??

             INTELLIGENT LIFE?     I was in my backyard last night contemplating. The cheap-arse tiki torches that Wifey bought at Wally World were smoking away and giving off about as much light as a...

DINNER WITH BERT AND ERNIE....Scribbles 85

            DINNER    WITH BERT AND ERNIE                    I was running late, but it could not be helped. For the last hour I was up to my neck with fuzzy lawyers and nit-wits. Cookie Monster was holding out on contract details and...

THE CHIEFS

              THE CHIEFS       The old man sat at the top of the hill and looked down on the village below. The young men had already pulled all their boats to shore and were busy cleaning their catch. There was a thin smoky veil...

BATS

       The Importance of Bats     The newsletter from, The Texas Gardener Seeds said: "Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals."     Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and...

CAT LOVE

  "ONE LOVE"....for cats        Cats are interesting. I remember the family cat when I was a kid....he ruled the house. Slept where and when he wanted, gave meow orders when he wanted to eat, sprayed the house like it was...

MY SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

           SEE KAT RAN....RAN, RAN, RAN            I gave my 13 year old grandson a birthday card not long ago because that’s what grandparents do. After he pocketed the $20, that was enclosed, he made an interesting comment. “Why do...

GRAND YUNGUNS

     GRAND YUNGUNS       We had a few of the younger grandkids over yesterday and as I watched them run around with cherry popsicle stains on their mouths and chins, they reminded me of grazed cannibals running amok in a blood...

TODAYS DRESS CODE

                  MY DRESS CODE                       I taught school for several years and then went into management for the bulk of my adult existence. I had a collection of dress ties that you could fabricate a rope from and...

Sexy Tuesday.....and me

         PASSION DREAMER     As I sit here.....comfortable and relaxed, I freely reminisce about the women I knew in my youth and the sensual adventures I shared with them.  A time in my life when I was free and full spirited to take...

COFFEE....GLORIOUS COFFEE!

                                    IT'S ONLY COFFEE!                                                                                                          I love coffee. Coffee has been with me everywhere in the world....

MY HORN IS TOOTED!

       TOOT YOUR OWN HORN! This idea is brought to you by.....BOOTLADY.......on her blog.... "TOOT YOUR OWN HORN", and FIREWATER on his blog "TOOT YOUR OWN HORN' U….UNCLASSIFIABLE….(by today’s standards) N….NAKED ….(where legal) ...

A SIMPLE QUESTION

      A SIMPLE QUESTION We have all watched and read the news lately about "Ground Zero" and the proposed mosque in New York. Here is a simple question to all my friends......                     IS THIS HALLOWED GROUND OR...

FOLKS ARE NOT NICE ANYMORE

          NICENESS.........                                             The effort to smile and say “How ya doing my friend”, is no greater mental effort than to frown and say “Shove it up your fly nest, idiot!” Yet...

SENTENCED TO THE DENTIST

           TAKING WEEZER TO THE DENTIST                     The first dentist were trained in Spain in the 1400’s during the Inquisition. Many of their instruments are still used today by dentist and slaughter house...

'HOW WE SEE OURSELVES'

'HOW WE SEE OURSELVES'       It's amazing how our minds work.  We never perceive ourselves as others do.  We see all together different attributes and 'minor' flaws than others do.  We can adjust and tolerate more self...