Run For Your Lives.....we're DOOMED!!!

  THE FRIGGIN SKYS FALLING!! This Planet Is Doomed....I’m just saying        Seems like every time I turn on the TV, there’s another atmospheric calamity hitting the climate change fan! Earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, divine...

Why Children Lie….the little turds!

      Children are supposed to be nurtured by their self sacrificing parents. The grownups set the values and then reward their child’s behavior with trust. When the brats violate that trust, then some parents will digress to the child’s level...

Watching family die……

      Life runs by us at a terrible speed and rarely, if ever, slows down. But, when it does, it’s for death alone. Time stops, priorities no longer exist and you stop being what the world perceives you to be....and you become family once again....

Secrets about your cell phone......It can save your ass!

  Who came up with the DUMB term "VOICEMAIL"????                         It fascinates me to think about how far we’ve come in the last thousand years, and especially the last thirty or so years. In particular, our cell phones. My first cell...

Real Men Don't Need Sex......

HORNY VIKINGS         All that men really need in life is 'physical bonding'. Much like what their Moms lavished on them in their youth, minus the mammaries. The physical bonding, I’m referring to, is the traditional type that this...

THE PARTY'S OVER

      BEFORE I GO....       If my doctor were to say....“Charlie, I warned you about snorting Viagra, now you only have one week to live before rigor mortis permanently sets in.” What will I do in my final week?? I can forget...