IF WE COULD ONLY GO BACK IN TIME

If you could go back and visit your past, for just one hour ……where, when, and why?   Dear Chipper;     I was given a one time opportunity to go back in time, for only one hour, to meet up with my young self, (you), on a particular night in...

I Don't Mean To Offend Anyone......but!

                                                               JUST DON'T LOOK!               Life is all about disciplines and the lessons we have had to learn to function in this screwed up world of ours. Each morning, before I...

I feel like a male slut…..sometimes.

 ~EYE CANDY~         I have shouldered the mantle of many roles during my lifetime. Of course those of son, husband, Dad and golfing partner are but a few. However, there is one role that I have been victimized with and have had to burden...

PATHS...................Scribbles & Bits #48

Scribbles & Bits…..#48    PATHS            Strange……I thought there would be others here. Maybe some old folks or even a few third world citizens. No one…..just me walking down a long, strange hallway. The last thing I...

Went To See My Doctor.......

DOCTOR'S ORDERS        Went to my doctor not long ago. He’s a good and somewhat intelligent doctor, but it seems like when you become older than your doctors, it’s just harder to trust their skills considering that some of your ailments are...

Sex in the backseat of my 56 Ford

         Well, let me see……when I was a young teen, sex was fairly new and not a lot of people knew about it. When I found out what it was all about, I realized then, that the reason I had never heard anyone talk about it was because they...

Yes....I'm not perfect....BUT!

                                              IF A FACE DOESN’T HAVE A FEW IMPERFECTIONS….IT CAN BE BORING       This may come as a shock to Wifey and the dog.....but, I’m not perfect! Nope. As a matter of fact, I believe that I have more...

Do You Grunt?

      When we go to church, Wifey makes sure we sit towards the back because I tend to yawn and grunt a lot.  While the preacher was giving his invocation prayer, I looked around at the congregation. First, I noticed that a number of teens, that...

Do you know any ignorant people?

  IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS       First off, allow me to explain something. Being ignorant has nothing to do with being a jerk, ass-hole, numb-nut, mush brain or reality challenged. Being ignorant simply means that you are not versed or...

Poker Night On Thoughts.com

            Some of the boys were down at Dreamshadow's joint the other night playing poker.  Low stakes and no Canadian money. Monicaspeaks was at the piano singing some sad Whitney Houston songs which put the whole place into a downer. We...

Do You Remember Giving Birth?

       I was chatting with Wifey the other night as I did the dishes and we were discussing how our memories were now acting up at our age or something like that, I don’t remember....anyway, she told me that her memories from years ago were...

Late This Rainy Night........scribbles #46

Scribbles and Bits # 46   LATE THIS RAINY NIGHT       Late this rainy night I sit somber by my fire Lost in morbid thought I sip this good wine As I dwell upon her death And her soul’s release A scarf of iron chain Wrapped...

A Poem About Getting Old

  OLD AGE   Life can be a long path well traveled, The years blessed with great joy and love. Then sadness and pain too often endured, Old age can….shit, I forgot the rest of the poem.

Young At 66......right!

                                                                                                      STUDNIOSITY        It’s interesting how most people age. I’m 66 and most likely older than most trees in my subdivision…….or any...

What's wrong with women's fashion?

  Fashions will fade, but style is eternal         I’m considered an expert in the field of woman’s fashion. I know this because Wifey always asks my opinion when she dresses up to go out to dinner or to walk out to the mailbox. I look...

The Human Blowhole.........

  PICK A WINNER!           Mankind has had a nose since the day we shed our gills. All sizes, shapes and monstrosities. First of all, the shape of the nose is determined by the ethmoid bone and the nasal septum which consists mostly of ...