LOVE IS WALKING BREAST

       LOVE IS WALKING BREAST                       Don’t ever try to define love. It will cause your mind to go flatulent. The simple, purest love happened when I was 13. Just holding her hand was exhilarating. Holding anything...

NO PAIN....NO GAIN Scribbles 82

Scribbles Challenge......Begin a piece with "NO PAIN," and end it with "NO GAIN." NO PAIN.....NO GAIN                                       Lou Gehrig No pain, is hardly what life is about, No shame, we've...

DAD AND THE RAT

         DAD AND THE RAT       First, the Prologue…..     Every year Mom used to set up a bean garden. Always a good size one and from it she would can enough green beans for the winter not only for us but most of the...

FOR THOSE OVER FIFTY

                  DO YOU REMEMBER?            If you're close to or over fifty....then these pics should ignite a few 'long term memory' cells, before it's too late!     Fries/burger/coke, 55 cents.   Root...

THE STARLITE DRIVE-IN

        THE STARLITE       It’s Friday night. Not just any night, but FRIDAY NIGHT!! Mom’s not cooking supper and we don’t care. It’s FRIDAY NIGHT!! My brother and I sit on the sofa and wait. It’s after 6:30 and we are waiting for...

MY DOG CHIGGERS

       CHIGGERS            Folks on here will talk about their pets from time to time, both past and present. The sadness of losing one or the antics and joys of having one. I don’t care how old you get and I can attest to that, you...

FACTS THAT ENRICH OUR LIVES

FACTS THAT ENRICH OUR LIVES My degree is in the sciences. I taught 'World Science' in high school.  This was a few years ago.....pre-Mexigration and as a teacher I was very fashionable in bell bottoms.  I am really digressing but at my...

ALAS, POOR YORICK....scribbles 81

     Ye scripted challenge be of manuscript belaying a provoked line from the wit and masterment of the 'barb', William Shakespeare.           ALAS, POOR YORICK                    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him,...

ORANGUTANOSITY

     ORANGUTANOSITY   LISTEN!! .....I‘m an elder now, so my advice should carry some weight with a lot of you men. Here is my life long summation put into one sentence. ’Women are complicated’! There are so many assorted...

FUZZIES

        FUZZIES'         I walked into ‘Fuzzies’ bar around 7 pm. Made my way over to my favorite bar stool next to the hallway leading to the rest rooms. Having a prostate the size of an elephant gonad restricts travel time from...

Humor is better than SEX.

   SOMETIMES HUMOR IS BETTER THAN SEX                                                           In Spanish or English?                                      ...

THE PILE OF SCRAP

                    THE PILE OF SCRAP                      Jake arrived early at the foundry that day. So early that McDonalds wasn’t open yet. It was pouring down rain, still dark and only a few cars on the road. Amite...

FOOD FOR THOUGHTS

      FOOD FOR THOUGHTS In the course of 'evolution', man started his existence as nothing more than a fly speak. As the allotted time passes and eventually man ends up as a ‘pile’ of fly specks, the true superior species will continue but at a...

YOU GOT IT EASY!!

                   YOU GOT IT EASY!       If you are close to 40, or even a little older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things...

Traces of Sanguine....Scribbles #80

      Write something titled  "Traces of Sanguine" and ...whatever.                           Traces of Sanguine                        Davis slowly strode into the bar. The “lounge”, as the regulars called it, but all in all it...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PIC?

                 "WHAT'S WRONG      WITH THIS PICTURE?"     OBSERVATION:  Facial expressions are an important part of the respected Mayo Clinic psychometric test. In the following pictures, you see women with a range of facial...

HOW BAD IS IT?

         How Bad Is It???         Congress says they are looking deeper into the Bernie Madoff scandal. Well ain’t that just great. The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 TRILLION...

I OWE MY MOM

   I OWE MY MOM     My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." My mom taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the...

IRELAND FOREVER!

                  IRELAND FOREVER! Far da Irish in ya un da merryment af ya soul, dis be detecated ta all me friends un pals on thoughts....                                                Charlie         ...

Mini Saga Challenge # 1

Steve Hayes Mini Saga Challenge # 1........ He packed his photos, artwork, keepsakes and books into a cardboard box. In his duffel bag were old shoes, underwear, jacket, toiletries, tape player and his letters. He slowly looked...

TIME FOR AN OIL CHANGE

            TIME FOR AN OIL CHANGE             I have read a bag full of blogs concerning the BP oil spill. Everybody feels like hell about it and what’s worst is that we all feel helpless! We don’t know what to do or even what tools are...

GIANT RATS!

              GIANT RATS!                                        The Chinese Health commission finally reported today the infestation of “giant rats “ (megum mouseium) in the provincial city of Wacmiwan today. The creatures...

Getting Old

      GETTING OLD                     Each morning when I get up I look into the bathroom mirror. Not sure if it’s to make sure something didn’t grow during the night or that something fell off. Now-a-days, the mirror serves no other...

OLD 'LION'

             OLD 'LION'   This be the story of a great English brawler, Born in 1829 to poverty and squalor. Thomas Sayers was his great name, And by fist and fight, he gained great fame. There by his side, in...