TWO MEN

          TWO MEN                                                     Once, years ago, there was a young man named James. When he was fresh out of college, he ran for and was elected to a minor public office in his state. Due to his...

Snooze You Lose

             Snoozeology       About a year ago, my grandkid was over and I let him mush his brains for a while by letting him use my computer to get on his ‘face book’ page and count his friends. I later walked in on him and...

Joys of Life

        The Simple Joys Of Life                Family……. The first time your baby smiles. Baby’s first poop. Baby's last poop. The joy of a baby’s laugh. Your son liking girls! Each time you...

Wifey

                 "Wifey"                      As a rule, I discuss very little about my family and prefer to keep it private.  But I was thinking....we'll all be dust someday, so what the hell.     I am very, very proud of...

Cats

                  Pet Care   How to Give a Cat a Pill........  1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply...

I Was Just Thinking

       I Was Just Thinking.....           1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize...

Boot's Place

           Boot's Place             The place was busy as usual. Businessmen, nondescript politicians and some local patrons of status. Bootlady was at “her” table. She was dressed in a blue satin suit with a white Bustier trimmed in...

The Balcony

               The Balcony                 That night. On the balcony. That poor island hotel. She stood alone. Watching sea lights. Lost in thought. Quietly I came. Behind her I stood. There I gazed. The moon...

My Florida Garden

       My Garden If it were possible, I would have the biggest dad-blastic Bar-B-Que you ever saw and all of you would be invited!  As that is not possible, (Icelandic volcano), the next best thing I could do is to show you my Florida garden. ...

Valley of Mist.......Scribbles #73

Seven lines.....Seven words per line              Valley Of Mist                         They dwell in a world of bliss, Above the mystic valley of swirling mist, Here in peace the sacred huggers exists, ...

Lust is Alien

                     Alien Lust                                             I was once known by lovers trust, For my prowess and animal lust. The fligs all stalked me and demanded much, A kiss, embrace, the sensual...

The Dinner Roll

               The Dinner Roll           Once upon a time……I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a two production centers that produce memory chips for...

Vital Facts

"Facts That Need To Come Out" I have dedicated myself to mainly three endeavors in life. Spending most of it in a Lazy-boy recliner.....going deaf as Wifey gets louder and the skull separating effort to absorb as much information as I can so St...

My Goddess

"MY Goddess" Make me your slave, Make me obedient, Make me beg , Make me crawl, Make me suffer, Make me tease, Make me your toy, Make me perform, Make me...

THEY......3 part challenge

Three part story challenge:  Uncle Charlie...........PART 1  Perigo Minas...........PART 2    Boot Lady..............PART 3                    "They"                                   PART 1        “Yaaaa!“...

U.S.S Lollipop

      Shirley Temple                    Shirley “Jane” Temple is a great and cherished memory for our parents and grandparents. She was born April 23, 1928 (that makes her 82 in about a week). I must say that for myself, I most...

Stupid is politically correct

                                                Being Stupid Is Now Politically Correct                                                         Speaking on health care Monday, California Senator Diane Feinstein said; ...

Visa....we have a problem

"VISA....WE HAVE A PROBLEM"       Have you ever been out in the woods at night and come across a rabid wolf? Well…….neither have I, but I have had to deal with rabid imbeciles. It was concerning one of my credit cards. I was...

They......3 part challenge.

Three part story challenge:  Uncle Charlie......PART1 Perigo Minas......PART 2  Boot Lady.........PART 3                                                        "They"                                    PART 1      ...

Chinstrap Penguins

               The Chinstrap Penguin                              The Chinstrap Penguins of the Antarctic are the rarest breed know to scientist. Not discovered until 1963, they number less than 4,500 as compared to the Emperor...

The Male Dancer

       The Last Dance                        I was a “Chippendales” dancer some years ago. I loved it. I had performed at “Floppy’s” for over six years. Then one night during New Years week, I fell off a table and blew out my knee. I...

The Play.....Scribbles #72

CHALLENGE.......Write in dialog only.                   "The Play"         “It is so warm in here.”     “Now, my dear, it’s a pleasant April evening. The climb up the steps caused your flush”     “Always stairs. That’s...

The Gift

             The Gift He's only in his teens from Taiwan.  Smoking with talent! I love being amazed!  That's why I enjoy 'thoughts' so much. (laying it on a little thick...right?)

IDIOTS!

             IDIOTS!!            I have assessed life many times during my multi decade banishment to this world. I have seen the culture change, values go up in smoke, war after war, rights smeared and our day to day lives orchestrated and...

Little Bo Peep

      The Story Of Little Bo Peep                       The nurse escorted him out to the day room where his wife sat on a simple bench. There were several other ‘guest’ in the well lit room, all preoccupied with their own...