That Moment of Pain.....

  The Moment         A respected member of Parliament sits agitated and endures a long speech from the opposition party….. An icon of the fashion world prepares for the world showing of her latest...

Why Women Can't Sleep.....

                             WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP   Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: ...

The National Debt Simplified……or something like that.

                Holy Batshit!!!!                                This simple “middle class” math lesson should clarify a subject that is so overwhelmingly full of bullshit and political doublespeak, that we can’t help but stare into...

CRAPOLA!!........MY CAR KEYS!!!!!

       Not Easy Being Wrong So Often........                       Several days ago, as I was leaving a beer meeting at the VFW, I quickly gave myself one of those TSA pat downs. I grabbed my left ass cheek to make sure I had my...

“The first casualty of war is truth.”

           “The first casualty of war is truth."             When our sapien forbearers crawled out of their protective caves, the first thing they did was to choose up sides and war with each other. They fought...

How smart are you?....take this test!

                     QUIET!!!!.....TEST GOING ON!                                          CLICK HERE AND TAKE THE TEST       **The dumb asses will stay after class along with over half the friggin country......  

Sex Education....YOU DID WHAT TO MOM!!!!

     YOU DID WHAT TO MOM?????                Teaching your kids about sex is an emotional quagmire. When I first discussed it with my son, he was 10, and he was so used to me making up bedtime stories that he...

Love Is Blind At 65.......

             LOVE IS BLIND AT 65                             Life can stick you with a lot of emotional enemas and heartaches. But, it does give, as well as take away. One of the many blessings of a long...

Slow Down You Old Fart!!

              SLOW DOWN YOU OLD FART!!                 “Slow down granddad....you walk too fast!” “Well, the day’s gonna come when ya’ll be walking faster than me. Ya gonna wait up for me then?” ...

THOUGHTSVILLE ASYLUM....for bloggers

          BLOGGER ASYLUM                       The facility, as the staff liked to call it, was large with numerous wards, private rooms and editing rooms, (padded cells). It was two stories high and also...

i hate my life and nobody cares even

  dear thoughts blog. Not been on awhile cause ever body hates me and i think i got brain tumurs cause I sleep lots. i got up this morning and nobody fixed my oatmeal, so i’s gotta fix it all myself AGAIN!! i feel so shitey and nobody even cares...

Are You Lonesome??

                        Unbox Your Love!                   The heart often hungers for the love and affection of another. The soft words and gentle caresses of a lover during those special moments can often...

GOOD NEWS!!!

                        GOOD NEWS        Two days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska state troopers. "We're sorry, Mr. Wilkens,...

The Old Man's Throne

             The Seat Of Power                                In the finale of a man’s life, his bladder and prostate seem to dictate his hour to hour existence. As such, he now finds himself looking...

Politics and humans don't mix.....

  THE PRIVATE CLUB       Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. When I was a boy I was told that anybody...

The Ten Facts Of Life

      Old age opens all kinds of doors to logic and common sense. The older I get....the clearer things look;   1....Life is sexually transmitted. 2....Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at...

NIGHT MIST............

  NIGHT MIST                    You sit alone in your stalled car on a desolate country road. Long past midnight, a damp night mist begins to surround your vehicle. It’s becoming chilly and the darkness becomes...

The Vibrating Purple Asparagus

  Nor for the easily embarrassed!                                 Aunt Claire's Asparagus              Claire had picked up her 10 year old nephew at the Greyhound station late Monday night. Her sister,...

Beer Pizza

             BEER PIZZA             Ingredients.... 1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast 1 cup warm water 2 cups bread flour 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 teaspoon salt 2...